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A sleepy cartoon vampire curls inside a coffin while a vintage alarm clock reads noon — a wink to those who move at their own pace. The soft, worn-in color and relaxed heavyweight knit make it a cozy pick for late-night readers, weekend loungers, and anyone who celebrates quiet routines. Wear it layered under a cardigan for relaxed autumn strolls, or solo with jeans at a Halloween hangout. 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bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48183579377853,"sku":"13417553458680618279","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":48183579476157,"sku":"29229494638622896492","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":48183579672765,"sku":"21197583264025508150","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":48183579705533,"sku":"27814054410182650526","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48183579836605,"sku":"30767358220353124293","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":48183579934909,"sku":"33686001155136279240","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 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