Not a Morning Monster T-shirt | Vampire in Coffin Halloween Graphic

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Cocooned in slow mornings and low lights, this garment-dyed tee feels like a warm, familiar hug. A sleepy cartoon vampire curls inside a coffin while a vintage alarm clock reads noon — a wink to those who move at their own pace. The soft, worn-in color and relaxed heavyweight knit make it a cozy pick for late-night readers, weekend loungers, and anyone who celebrates quiet routines. Wear it layered under a cardigan for relaxed autumn strolls, or solo with jeans at a Halloween hangout. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean this shirt settles into your rotation and stays there.

This tee speaks to people who prefer lingering over rushing: night-shift creatives, pale-core fans, and anyone who jokes about being “not a morning monster.” It blends nostalgic illustration with a lived-in, thrifted feel — a slow-living staple that reads intentional, not flashy.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, broken-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL available
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear
- Sewn-in label; made in Honduras; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean