Skeletons Pattern Tee — Funny "Why don't skeletons fight? They don't have the GUTS!" All-Over Print Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	19.02	20.51	22.01	24.02	25.98	27.48
Length, in	29.02	30.00	30.98	32.01	32.99	34.02
Sleeve length, in	8.46	8.74	9.06	9.37	9.65	9.96

Slide into something that laughs at the spooky and leans into the silly. This cut-and-sew tee wraps your whole body in an all-over pattern of playful skeletons and cheeky speech bubbles — bright whites, neon green accents, and bold black outlines that read like a midnight comic. Lightweight and slightly sporty, it feels like a splash of irreverent fun you can wear to a late-night hangout, a themed party, or while cruising the Halloween market. The print keeps moving with you, so every pose shows a new skeleton doing a goofy dance or dropping a pun. It’s for people who collect oddball apparel, love offbeat humor, and want something that reads like a wearable inside joke during October nights or anyone’s costume-leaning day.

Product features
- 100% polyester for shape retention and fast drying
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and reduced stretching
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting elasticity
- Two fabric weights available (4.0 oz/yd² or 6.0 oz/yd²); regular fit and tagless
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; runs true to size

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle